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JUSTIN BIEBER COUNTRY COVERS: Released by HillBilliam Music, "Justin Bieber Country Covers" is an excellent album that combines the poppy music of the teen sensation Justin Bieber and the serenity of country music. The combination is a match made in heaven. Complicated harmonies of country vocals and the complexity of auto-tune united into one blob of pure music. Justin Bieber Country Covers is a sure way to win the hearts of teenagers, wherever they are in the southern states or Canada.
This album features the young and powerful musical talent of the "Southern Justin Bieber", Justin Billiams. The CD (which can be converted to cassette tape free upon request) includes the famous "Baby/Afternoon Delight Mashup" which has taken the country youth by storm. The only problem is when you listen carefully on how the two songs are combined, it might be accidentally interpreted as PedoBear's anthem. Nevertheless, it is just a minor flaw on an otherwise awesome album which will surely take the country kids by storm. So rack this on your music player and let the party start on your trailer parks.
Reviewer's Rating: 4/5

SLOW THIS TIME: After the release of Fast Five, here we are with the immediate sequel to the million-dollar making movie franchise about cars swerving around and racing and (sometimes) exploding. Finally, something different from the original franchise, where the race ends and something else begins. Love, that is. Vin Diesel and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson becomes intimately close on this sequel and takes it to a new level; a level different from cars and muscles. A higher level of romance. Rawr. I say Slow This Time would be the hottest, sexiest thing that would come to our movie screens since Shawn of the Dead. A wonderful movie indeed.
Reviewer's Rating = 3/5